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So around 6am, I was sleeping and dreaming about that part in the Titanic where the ship is straight up and down and I jumped into the water.

Then I fell out of bed.

And yelled “ROOOOOSSE!”

Because apparently in my dream, I was Jack.

And Sydney was Rose.

Welp.

I hit my head pretty bad on a bench and hurt my hip.

It sucks. :T

But it was funny.


I’m such a bitch.


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Sydney getting ready to sing.

Or she’s really horny.

I can’t tell.


Me and Sydney <3



This may or may not be a TMI kinda thing but I don’t think I care anymore about TMIs because people that care about me follow me and if you’re bothered by this, there’s an unfollow button I’d like you’d to meet.

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Oh how I wish I had a penis.


Dear Jim Beaver, 

I’ve never actually seen a father as amazing as you. I love how you pretty much talk about your daughter all the time on twitter and I can’t stand how jealous I am of her. I’ve never actually had a father figure, or rather a good one, in my life and I would give anything in the world to have someone like you as my father. See, a father to me is someone who takes advantage of their daughters and doesn’t give them choices in life but you… you take fatherhood to a completely next level. You make everything seem so perfect between fathers and daughters and I can’t stand that I’ll never have that. 

In short, please keep doing what your doing. You have an amazing relationship with Maddie and I envy that so much, Jim. So so much.

Sincerely,
Jayne [Minion and Jumbler]  


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  1. End of last relationship: Feb 9, 2009 (though I’m in one now, that’s when the one before ended.)
  2. Favorite Band: ACDC
  3. Ever been to their^ concert: Nope
  4. Who I like and why I like them: Jensen Ackles; he’s shy but sure of himself and damn sexy.
  5. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through: Being raped by my father.
  6. My best friend: I have two extremely close best friends actually. Freddy and Casey :]
  7. Favorite movie: Tied between Footloose and The Outsiders
  8. Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
  9. Smoke/Drink: Used to do both, not so much anymore.
  10. Tattoos/Piercings: None of either though I do want to cover myself in tattoos.
  11. What I want to be when I get older: A writer or a computer GeekSquad tech.
  12. Relationship with my parents: Mom; Amazing. We fight sometimes but who doesn’t argue a bit with their mum? | Dad; No relationship due to restraining order. See number 5 for reason.
  13. One of my insecurities: Right now it’s my weight. Well, rather what my weight does to me.
  14. What I find most attractive in preferred sex: Their sense of humor. <3~
  15. Virgin or not: LOLNO
  16. Favorite place to shop at: Wal-Mart :D
  17. My eye color: Blue~
  18. Why I hate school: Who said I hate school? I love learning. I just get annoyed by the class sizes and distractions of other students who don’t know how to shut the fuck up with other people are trying to actually learn something.
  19. Relationship status now (9/16/2011): Taken
  20. Favorite Song at the moment: Lazy Song; Bruno Mars
  21. Random fact: I shaved my head once to get rid of lice. :D
  22. Age I get mistaken for: Older than 21. I could get served in bars when I was 17.
  23. Where I want to be right now: A beach where the sun isn’t too hot and the water isn’t too cold.
  24. Favorite childhood memory: I tried to fly off the end of the couch once and landed on my face. When my sister tried to ‘save’ me, she landed on top of me and hurt me worse. It was the best.
  25. A fact about my personality: I find humor in everything.
  26. Idea of a perfect date: Watching Supernatural for a fewhours and having sex. :D
  27. Biggest pet peeves: Nose blowing D:
  28. Last time I cried: I’m not really sure when… but I know it was over something stupid and trivial. :/
  29. Concerts I’ve been to: NONE
  30. What would you do if (…): IF WOT?
  31. Do you want to go to college: More than anything, but certain things don’t rightly allow it so I just… gave up the idea.
  32. How are you: I am awesome. Constipated and sore but awesome! :D

Cross out what you’ve done.

  • 1. had sex
  • 2. bought condoms
  • 3. gotten pregnant
  • 4. failed a class
  • 5. kissed a boy
  • 6. kissed a girl
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
  • 8. had a job
  • 8. slipped on ice
  • 9. missed the school bus 
  • 11. left the house without my wallet/purse
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet
  • 13. sexted
  • 14. had sex in public
  • 15. played on a sports team
  • 16. smoked weed
  • 17. smoked cigarettes
  • 18. smoked a cigar
  • 19. drank alcohol
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
  • 21. been overweight
  • 22. been underweight
  • 23. had an eating disorder
  • 24. been to a wedding
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
  • 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
  • 28. been late for work
  • 29. been late for school
  • 30. kissed someone in the rain
  • 31. showered with someone else
  • 32. failed my drivers test
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
  • 34. been outside my home country
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
  • 36. gotten my heart broken
  • 37. had a credit card
  • 38. been to a professional sports game
  • 49. broken a bone
  • 40. been unhappy about my weight
  • 41. won a trophy
  • 42. cut myself
  • 43. had an STD
  • 44. got engaged
  • 45. been on a diet
  • 46. tried out to be on a tv show
  • 47. rode in a taxi
  • 48. been to prom
  • 49. played in a drinking game
  • 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
  • 51. been to a concert
  • 52. had a threesome
  • 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
  • 54. been in a car accident
  • 55. had braces
  • 56. learned another language 
  • 57. killed a bug
  • 58. been at a yard sale
  • 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
  • 60. wore make up
  • 61. talked to someone via webcam
  • 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
  • 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
  • 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
  • 65. snuck out of the house
  • 66. bought porn
  • 67. had a virus on my computer
  • 68. had oral sex
  • 69. dyed my hair
  • 70. gone skinny dipping
  • 71. graduated from college
  • 72. wore someone else’s clothes
  • 73. voted in a election
  • 74. rode in an ambulance
  • 75. rode in a helicopter
  • 76. caught the stove on fire
  • 77. got in a verbal fight
  • 78. been on vacation
  • 79. been on an airplane
  • 80. been on a boat
  • 81. had surgery.
  • 82. kissed someone before I was 14.
  • 83. beat a video game
  • 84. found something valuable on the ground
  • 85. made a survey
  • 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
  • 87. prank called someone
  • 88. been to a library outside of school
  • 89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
  • 90. cut my hair and hated it
  • 91. peed outside
  • 92. went fishing
  • 93. helped with charity
  • 94. taken a pregnancy test.
  • 95. been rejected by a crush
  • 96. been suspended from school
  • 97. broken a mirror
  • 98. faked sick from school
  • 99. owned a pet
  • 100. been to six flags


List of tattoos I wish to acquire:

  • Protection symbol
  • Sleeve of a red/blue/orange dragon 
  • Two friend’s names [Alfredo and Sydney]
  • A memorial tattoo for my cousin
  • A heart and cross on either thumb
  • Tumblr ‘T’ logo
  • The numbers 410
  • The cancer and scorpio signs intertwining 
  • Jared/Jensen/Misha’s faces on my shoulder blade

And yeah, they all mean something <3~


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